Political Reform, Blonde Style ...

My Dearest Politicians, This election, I would like to see you vote on some new political reforms.  I'm totally worn out with your wasting the rain forest, sending out hundreds of fliers to cry wolf or tell me what your opponent hypothetically did or didn't do wrong and blowing up budgets with smear tactics on TV.   I all ready know how ugly you can be.  Honestly, you needn't waste any more money on it. I'm sure you're not aware of this, but children are starving all over America and our school systems desperately need help while you are wasting money trying to make someone else look bad, thinking the natural outcome is, I will then Vote for you! So, in light of this being Election Season, I propose #BlondeRules upon you. You are now forbidden to say anything derogatory and dishonest about your opponent.  You are only to inform me of what you stand for and what you've done right.  If you exaggerate or are dishonest in communication about what you say you have accomplished, you will forever be banned from the world of politics and will hence forth be required to use only outdoor latrines, regardless of the season, from that day forward. See?!  Isn't that easy.  Problem solved! Making the World a Better Place, One Blonde Rule at a Time. Sprite

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